mollymauklesbian:

hungwy:

hungwy:

In my mind I’m constantly doing yoshi’s down+b noise

BRRRRING HÆH

naiveasf:

hexglyphs:

angel, descending from the heavens: D͓̼́͝O̧͕̹ ̣̳̥͜N̸̷̢̠̹̻͖Ǫ͉͘͟T̮̺ ̗̮͚̱̩͖̫B͏̷̩̝͇̞̤̹E͇͚͈͘ ̵̫̮̘Ą̲͉̲̟͓͖̠̳́ͅF̛͚̱̭̺̯̣͘R͙̙̹A̢̗̙̹̭̰͉ͅI̡̢͕̮͖̬̳͇̘̕D̬̥͡

me: damn…u single???

angel:

me:

angel: not to blaspheme but;jesus christ

dankmemeuniversity:

llovinghome:

impossblerose:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cephalotodd:

people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

THIS PERSON HAS NEVER HEARD OF SLUSH

THAT “beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale” IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO GREY SLUDGE FROM HELL THE MOMENT IT HITS THE FUCKING GROUND. 

AND YES WE HAVE HEARD OF MUD, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SNOW MUD?!?!?! 

waitineedaname:

your anxiety when you accidentally make one (1) person minorly unhappy

thingsfromthedirt:

human-power:

being nice……to others…..is so fun

blackshikamaru:

blackshikamaru:

ah i know this is obvious advice but like: dont let your friends vaguepost about you. its disrespectful and passive aggressive and makes it a lot harder to facilitate safe discussions. also dont vaguepost about your friends thats childish

its! 2019!  its time to leave childish behavior behind!! you dont need to be dropping hints like your the fucking riddler tryna one up batman  just move on  and be clear about your intentions!!!!!  

goldrinah:

my heart is different now.

wrongmovehoe:

Anyway… did y’all try the critical thinking I thought the critical thinking was lovely